Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Lies! Lies, I tell you.

It's not true.
It makes you lonely, and upset
...and even new shoes don't make me feel better today.

The one person that I should be with in the entire world,
may as well live on the other side of it.

I'm going to mope and eat chocolate now...
Whilst making 'that' face


Love is a slow, exquisite torture.